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Redneck Birth Control

#1 Postby pojo » Thu Jun 19, 2003 11:44 pm

FYI...guys sit down!

Redneck Birth Control... Cherry bomb
A man and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doctor asks what state he is from and the man says that he is from Alabama. The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty soda can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10.
The husband isn't so sure of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California. When that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells him the exact same thing that the doctor in Ohio told him.
The husband figures that the doctors must be right. So he goes home, puts a lit cherry bomb in a soda can, and starts to count. ''1...2...3...4...5...'' The husband takes the soda can and puts it between his legs to continue counting on his fingers on his right hand. ''6...7...8...9...''
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#2 Postby David » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:12 am

:( :lol: :)

Sad, pitiful, and funny is all I can say.
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#3 Postby mf_dolphin » Fri Jun 20, 2003 6:50 am

Ouch! I wonder if Darwin would call this natural selection?
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