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Stupid tornado movies....

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 7:51 pm
by JetMaxx
I'm sitting here trying to enjoy some flick titled "Tornado Warning", but within 10 minutes have already become disgusted -- because the "experienced storm chaser" just told his partner "It's only a F1...probably 100 yds wide" -- BASED ON THE RADAR???

That's not only impossible to gauge from the Base Reflectivity mode; but if these two REALLY were tornado chasers, driving directly into a tornado's path (just because it's ONLY a F1) is beyond foolhardy...as any experienced (and most inexperienced) chasers know.

I saw a movie the other night about tornado research (starred Nicole Kidman as the lead scientist), that was BEYOND ridiculous. She's in the chase vehicle....telling everyone about the "F4...maybe F5 tornado they are OBSERVING ON RADAR" -- when the screen she's clearly looking at is showing the satellite loop of a major HURRICANE.

No one in the atmospheric science/ meteorology is that stupid....and (hopefully) few in the theatre audience are that gullible. Even my seven year old nephew said "Uncle Perry, that's not a radar...it's a satellite". I replied "I know Nick...that movie is totally bogus, and she's (Nicole Kidman) an idiot" :lol: :lol:

I don't know about you'll, but if the storm chaser (or meteorologist) can't tell a tornado on radar from a hurricane on satellite, I don't tend to believe anything they say :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 7:55 pm
by WidreMann
I hate it when they do that as well. Actually, all movies screw up the weather. For example, thunder and lightning always occur at the same time and the thunder never sounds real. And the rain always falls straight down...no wind.

Then, whenever they have to do weather maps or whatever, everything is beyond idealized. I can't even explain how bad it is.

And that leads me to another thing. Whenever they have computers in movies, they never, ever work like real computers. They always beep a lot and do stuff that no computer would ever do. What about showing the desktop, or a window for once, even if it is somewhat generic.

Okay, that's enough venting.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 8:34 pm
by streetsoldier
My favorite line...

"I'm sorry, I have to go, we got COWS here!" :o

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 8:47 pm
by breeze
"MORE cows....

...uh, I think that's the same cow"...... :wink:

I think I attempted that movie, Perry - about 5 minutes into
it, I said, "Twister Wannabe"...EJECT...!

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 8:49 pm
by streetsoldier
"food...Food...FOOD!..." :wink:

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 8:57 pm
by GulfBreezer
WOW Perry!! I just tuned into the same movie and was equally disgusted within 10 minutes!! Talk about a "Twister Wannabe"!!

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:31 pm
by JetMaxx
"Debris!!...Debris"!! :lol:

--And the scariest part? I'm not even drinking alcohol....yet :D

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:34 pm
by JetMaxx
Yep...I found this kewl eyeball avatar (looks like a snake's eye) while clean sober :lol:

I'm this crazy just combining Pepsi and "Friday night 80's" on several Atlanta FM radio stations -- Lordy, if I were drunk...OMG!!! :grrr: :lol:

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 8:42 am
by Colin
Well, I think Twister is good... one of the best out there IMO... Now that we're off that discussion... LOL! :D

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 10:44 am
by TexasStooge
Twister is the best movie.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 12:00 pm
by wx247
Twister was good and I also enjoyed another tornado movie -- though I can't remember the name of it. I aired on FOX once and it had Shannon Sturgis in it. Oh well! :roll: Night of the Twisters was bearable, but I haven't even seen any others.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 1:42 pm
by Lindaloo
You guys and gals need to head down to Universal Studios in Florida. That Twister ride is a real thrill!! It is just like you are in the movie. The scene they use is where they were at that movie theatre. Very neat thrill.

I enjoyed "Night of the Twisters" wx. Now that one with Kelly McGillis in it was dumber than dumb IMO.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 1:55 pm
by JetMaxx
If they want to make realistic tornado flicks....and not spend the budget of "Twister"; why don't they hire REAL meteorologists and REAL storm chasers to play themselves....so they don't say such stupid things as "I'm looking at a large F5 tornado roping out..it has to be a F5, because the radar says so" :grrr: :grrr:

I was so dissapointed in the "Hurricane Andrew Story" in 1993 because they only used Bryan Norcross in a small cameo role....while Ted Wass "starred" as Bryan Norcross. Why not let Bryan Norcross play the role of Bryan Norcross....I'm certain he knows himself better than Ted Wass does :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:07 pm
by David
Guys, you have to remember Twister was made in 1995 or 1996. People complain about the fake tornadoes... at the end of the movie, someone from FEMA explains that.

Just my opinion. ;)

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:12 pm
by weatherwunder
Going Green Boss..........

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:55 pm
by ColdFront77
I agree... the general public hopefully understands the difference between a weather satellite and weather radar.

Perry, the same sort of thing happened in "The Perfect Storm." The actor who played Boston Meteorologist Todd Gross was so miscast, it truly is unbearable. Not only that but instead of using Channel 7, the station he worked for (still does, has been the chief meteorologist there since August 2002) they used another channel number.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 12:56 pm
by blizzard
At times like this, I just sit back and enjoy what I can. Even if it enjoying the picking apart of the movie. I am not as educated in weather as teh rest of you, but I do that with military movies. Since I spent a good part of my adult life in the military, I tend to know how fake some of the movies can be. So just sit back with a cold one, some chips and enjoy picking the movie apart.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 1:16 pm
by hunter84
My wife says a can ruin a good movie by noticing things out of place like that. oh-well it's fun :)

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 3:58 pm
by Colin
hunter84 wrote:My wife says a can ruin a good movie by noticing things out of place like that. oh-well it's fun :)


LOL... yeah, it is fun... I have to say it myself... :lol:

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 6:31 pm
by pojo
I do that all the time when I watch Animal House...mistake heaven, but its a riot to watch.

Anyways, when 'bogus' weather movies are on, I'll watch until they get boring or misjudgemental...then its either turn the channel or hit the eject button.