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New Zealand farmers fume over flatulence tax

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 6:31 pm
by wx247
I remember not too long ago we were discussing something similar...

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (Reuters) -- New Zealand farmers are being asked to cough up NZ$8.4 million ($4.9 million) a year to help reduce greenhouse effects caused by flatulence of their millions of sheep and cattle -- and they say the plan stinks.

Last year New Zealand signed the Kyoto Protocol on global warming and agreed to reduce production of greenhouse gases which are suspected of being a major cause of climate change.

Now the government plans to introduce a tax to help pay for research into livestock emissions of methane and nitrous oxide, which account for more than half of the country's greenhouse gases.

But farmers argue that reducing greenhouse gas emissions benefits everyone so all taxpayers should pay the freight.

On current livestock numbers of around 46 million sheep and nine million cows, the levy will cost farmers around nine cents a sheep a year, and around 72 cents per cow.

Deer and goats will also be taxed, but pigs and poultry -- paltry contributors to greenhouse emissions by comparison -- are exempted.

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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 6:33 pm
by Stormsfury
Talk about dirty money ...

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 6:37 pm
by weatherlover427
Imagine ... if your animals fart, you get taxed. :o Kinda lame if you ask me.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 6:45 pm
by Guest
It's a gas, gas, gas! :wink:

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 7:26 pm
by mf_dolphin
ROFL The politicians will try and tax anything! I wonder if the farmers will try to come up with a flatulence reduction device? ;-) Don't think I want to see the test devices LOL

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 7:31 pm
by breeze
So, if they feed the critters "Beano", could that eliminate the tax,
as well? :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:24 am
by firefighter16
What I think they need is a good (Breeze). LOL :)

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:45 am
by wx247
firefighter16 wrote:What I think they need is a good (Breeze). LOL :)


That was hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:39 pm
by Colin
LOL! :lol: That's a good one breeze... :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 8:58 pm
by JetMaxx
I'm just glad I don't live in New Zealand. That's the craziest tax I've ever heard.....pure insanity!

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:08 pm
by Stormsfury
Stormsfury wrote:Talk about dirty money ...


I shoulda said "soiled" money ...

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:08 pm
by coriolis
You'd think they could harness that somehow. I owe the gas company about $500 for last winter.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:26 am
by pawlee
oh lordy! not another another "gas tax"! p ;)

(wonder, will the animals have to pass emissions testing? lol! perhaps now there will be a market for low emission livestock!)

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 10:28 am
by Colin
Stormsfury wrote:
Stormsfury wrote:Talk about dirty money ...


I shoulda said "soiled" money ...


LOL! :lol: Yeah, I guess that'd be a good name for it... :D

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:32 pm
by HurricaneGirl
Maybe if they held in their farts they would all spontaneously combust like they did on Southpark that one time.