STORM2K

Ok, I'm ripping off Jay Leno and making a thread for the funniest headlines. I have plenty I can post occasionally and hope others will join in.

I was inspired by the greatest headline of all time, which appeared Monday on ESPN.com. ESPN claims it was an accident (liars) and has changed the headline, but it lives on on other websites and likely will for years to come. I have included it as our first entry.

Since some people don't like potty humor, I've linked to the headline.

It is currently the third entry in this blog. Scroll down to the Arkansas logo and you will see the original ESPN headline.

http://rotoworld.com/includes/topblurbs.asp?sport=CFB

I will simply write future entries on the board. This one is just especially dirty.

From The News & Observer: 17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Squad Helps Dog Bit Victim

Woman Born Feb. 29 Has Baby Same Day

Workers Finish Boring Sewer Tunnel

Woman Sues Caterpillar for Sexual Harassment

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Quintuplets Born 15 Months Early

Priest in Fatal Crash Improves

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Oil Barge Breaks Off Texas

Life Goes on Year After Deaths

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Lawyer Says Client Not That Guilty

Heat Wave Claims Frostbite Victim

French Police Suspect Nudist Has Something to Hide

Drunks Get 9 Months in Violin Case

Florida May Need Disabled Voter Machines

Britain Inches Grudgingly Toward Metric System

Chick Accuses Male Colleagues of Sexism

Christmas Trees Don't Grow on Trees

Friday: Snow, High Near 90.

Blind Man Says Diana 'Prettiest' Woman He Ever Saw