The list of the top wanted Barbie dolls this holiday season
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:34 pm
All I want for Christmas . . .
The list of the top wanted Barbie dolls this holiday season:
Evacuee Barbie - Comes in a suitcase with three changes of old clothes, a box of photographs, and pets.
Rooftop Barbie - Comes with an ax for chopping a hole in her roof, a flashlight to signal helicopters, and a blue tarp to patch the hole when she returns.
Red Cross Barbie - Comes with Red Cross uniform, her own Red Cross truck capable of serving 1,000 meals per day..
FEMA Barbie - Comes with laptop computer, cell phone, and plain white trailer. (Trailer not delivered until 90 days after purchase.)
Going Home Barbie - Comes with haz-mat suit, boots, gloves, respirator mask, shovel, and bin for holding recovered items.
Looter Barbie - Comes with shotgun, hundreds of gold chains, and shopping cart filled with electronic equipment & Heineken Beer. (NOPD Ken, equally outfitted, can be purchased separately, or complete with Cadillac.)
The list of the top wanted Barbie dolls this holiday season:
Evacuee Barbie - Comes in a suitcase with three changes of old clothes, a box of photographs, and pets.
Rooftop Barbie - Comes with an ax for chopping a hole in her roof, a flashlight to signal helicopters, and a blue tarp to patch the hole when she returns.
Red Cross Barbie - Comes with Red Cross uniform, her own Red Cross truck capable of serving 1,000 meals per day..
FEMA Barbie - Comes with laptop computer, cell phone, and plain white trailer. (Trailer not delivered until 90 days after purchase.)
Going Home Barbie - Comes with haz-mat suit, boots, gloves, respirator mask, shovel, and bin for holding recovered items.
Looter Barbie - Comes with shotgun, hundreds of gold chains, and shopping cart filled with electronic equipment & Heineken Beer. (NOPD Ken, equally outfitted, can be purchased separately, or complete with Cadillac.)
