Dear Tide Laundry Detergent People,
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2003 6:24 pm
Dear Tide Laundry Detergent People,
> > > >
> > > >I'm writing to say what an excellent product
> you have. I've used it
> >since
> > > >the beginning of married life, when my Mom told
> me it was the best.
> > > >
> > > >In fact, about a month ago, while at my
> mother-in-law's house, I
> >spilled
> > > >some red wine on my new white blouse. She
> started to berate me about my
> > > >drinking problem. One thing lead to another and
> I ended up with a lot
> >of
> > > >her blood on my white blouse, as well.
> > > >
> > > >I tried to get the stain out using her bargain
> detergent, but it just
> > > >wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped
> and got a bottle of liquid
> > > >Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the
> stains came out!
> > > >
> > > >They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA
> tests were negative!
> > > >
> > > >I thank you, once again, for a great product.
> > > >
> > > >Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the
> Hefty bag people.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >I'm writing to say what an excellent product
> you have. I've used it
> >since
> > > >the beginning of married life, when my Mom told
> me it was the best.
> > > >
> > > >In fact, about a month ago, while at my
> mother-in-law's house, I
> >spilled
> > > >some red wine on my new white blouse. She
> started to berate me about my
> > > >drinking problem. One thing lead to another and
> I ended up with a lot
> >of
> > > >her blood on my white blouse, as well.
> > > >
> > > >I tried to get the stain out using her bargain
> detergent, but it just
> > > >wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped
> and got a bottle of liquid
> > > >Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the
> stains came out!
> > > >
> > > >They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA
> tests were negative!
> > > >
> > > >I thank you, once again, for a great product.
> > > >
> > > >Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the
> Hefty bag people.
> > > >
> > > >
That is funny!!! 
