STORM2K

(Women In Charge Of Everything)

is proud to announce the opening of its

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

Power Point presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counselors available

AHEM!!!!! *VB LOUDLY tapping foot on floor*

Maybe when I have awakened and have some time there will be more response. Then again, there may not be.

Hey Sunny, over here!!!!

lol - now how did I know you would be the first man to respond David

wxcrazytwo wrote::moon:

lol Alex! You are one of the first men I will sign up for this course

sunny wrote:lol - now how did I know you would be the first man to respond David

Because I am predictable that way!!!hehehe

I thought for sure j would be the first brave male to reply!!!! LOL

Sunny, I want to know what happened to Day Three, Day Four and Day Five Classes? They need a few more days in there.....LOL

Mary

PS - or maybe you were just getting warmed up.......clapping hands....I know there's an icon for that...somewhere. I'm lousy at icons....he he

Oh, I sure j will have something to say!

Oh ole j will come up with his own list for women.....is what I predict he'll do....

Day One
1. Don't even think about touching that remote.
2. Don't even think about touching my bike!
3. It's okay to touch the dirty sox lying on the floor, so as to pick them up and put them in the washer.
4. It's okay to have my dinner ready when I walk in the door.

There...
I'll let him come up with the rest.

My hubby would say:
No long winded stories, just short and to the point sentences please......any "Will you please...." requests, promptly ignored. LOL

Mary

ROTFLMAO - I love the toilet paper one!!!!!!!

Miss Mary wrote:My hubby would say:
No long winded stories, just short and to the point sentences please......any "Will you please...." requests, promptly ignored. LOL

Mary

Also - no talk about LOST

Sunny - how could I forget!!!! That might his #1 rule right now...he can't get past the fact that there are polar bears on a tropical island in the south Pacific! And a monster that's basically black mist.....LOL Gawd, I love that show. He just doesn't get it, at all!

M.

Just don't bother us men about that toilet seat. Or do women lose use of their eyes and hands when it's left up?

Now Sunny, you are certainly a baddddd girl
I am a male that cooks, cleans, does laundry, etc but I do know for a fact that toilet paper rolls do grow on the holders and I solved the ice cube issue by buying an automatic icemaker.

Oh yeah, women do seem to become paralyzed if the toilet seat is left up I think it is from that vein that starts pulsing on their forehead. I think it stops blood flow to their arms and hands.




Just joking I really loved the class list.
Tim

Those were great! The list of topics was great but what was even better was how they were going to talk or learn about it. ie........Step by step guide with slide presentation . Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
Great!!

You know, you women folk have it all wrong. We ALREADY KNOW about all that stuff. We just make a conscious decision to be slobs. I mean, why do all that stuff, when we can get a woman to do it for us?

coriolis wrote:You know, you women folk have it all wrong. We ALREADY KNOW about all that stuff. We just make a conscious decision to be slobs. I mean, why do all that stuff, when we can get a woman to do it for us?

*from a dark corner vb whispers "Ed it's been nice knowing you"*

When we were little my little brother forgot to put the seat down and I ended up in the toilet bowl. I grabbed him and looked him in the eye and said very softly, if you ever forget again I will flush you head first down the toilet. He believed me. My sister in law says he never forgets!