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Words with two Meanings

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:38 am
by TexasStooge
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to flirt with other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:15 am
by O Town
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:28 am
by wxmann_91
:roflmao:

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:38 am
by alicia-w
FINE
Woman: Shut up and leave it alone
Man: Description for woman with admirable assets

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:18 pm
by arkess7
those are funny!!!!!!!!! :fools: :ggreen:

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:26 pm
by Terrell
Those are good.