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Unchangeable laws of the natural universe -- some old, some new, all true!


~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

~ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

~ Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

~ Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

~ Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

~ Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

~ Law of Lines: When you walk IN the grocery store, there's never anyone in the checkout line.

~ Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone ringing in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.

~ Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with or wearing something you wouldn't be caught dead in.

~ Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

~ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

~ Theater Law: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

~ Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

~ Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

~ Law of Natural Attraction: If you and your date are the only two on a five-mile stretch of beach, the family of five will set up right next to you.

~ Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

~ Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

~ Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

~ Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about

Absolutely Awesome!

Ed's sincere but vapid compliment:

"Out of all the people I have ever known, you are definitely one of them!"


Gets 'em every time.

I'll say it, again - (similar to Bath Theorum, but more appropriate
for me):

"Law of the Bathroom: When your butt hits the toilet seat, the phone
in the next room will always ring."

That's a good one, Annette. Ya know, out of all the people I have ever known, you are definitely one of them!

LMAO!

So true.

~ Theater Law: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

Pictures that episode scene where Kramer is having to climb over others for a seat with a box of Junior Mints in hand!

Eric

mom's law: the second you sit down everyone in the family will ask you to do something that did not become urgent until you sat down

Dee Bee wrote:~ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Variation, The severity of the itch will also be proportional to the amount of potential embarassment that scratching the itch will bring.

breeze wrote:I'll say it, again - (similar to Bath Theorum, but more appropriate
for me):

"Law of the Bathroom: When your butt hits the toilet seat, the phone
in the next room will always ring."

Yeah, I've had that happen a few times before, so now I bring my cordless phone in with me so the phone only rings if I forget to bring the cordless.

Never truer a list have I seen!!!

You and me both Terrell!!!!!!

Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone ringing in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.

I always just thought it was me...i never told anyone i thought i always heard the phone ringing when drying my hair.

Those are good...

aint that the truth!

Terrell
[quote="breeze wrote:I'll say it, again - (similar to Bath Theorum, but more appropriate
for me):

"Law of the Bathroom: When your butt hits the toilet seat, the phone
in the next room will always ring."

Yeah, I've had that happen a few times before, so now I bring my cordless phone in with me so the phone only rings if I forget to bring the cordless.


LOL, ditto to Ed!

And, Terrell, I don't even drag the cordless around the house, anymore -
I have caller ID and answering machine, so, I figure that they can leave
their "calling card", and, I can still have my few moments of peace!

CajunMama wrote:

Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone ringing in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.

I always just thought it was me...i never told anyone i thought i always heard the phone ringing when drying my hair.

That makes two of us!!