Real men cooking---just in time for the 4th of July
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:48 pm
It's the only type of cooking that a "real man" will do. When a man
volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, placed it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside
the grill, beer in hand.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off of the grill and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoys "her night off".
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women.
volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, placed it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside
the grill, beer in hand.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off of the grill and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoys "her night off".
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women.
