Marraige Wisdom through the ages
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:44 am
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant Joshi
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-- Dumas
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-- Freud
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
*
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Nash
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-- Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. *
-- Milton Berle
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-- Anonymous
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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- David Bissonette
===================================================
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
===================================================
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant Joshi
===================================================
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
===================================================
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-- Dumas
===================================================
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-- Freud
===================================================*
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
*
===================================================
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman
===================================================
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
===================================================
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran
===================================================
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray
===================================================
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Nash
===================================================
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
===================================================
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-- Henny Youngman
===================================================
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
===================================================*
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. *
-- Milton Berle
===================================================
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-- Anonymous
===================================================
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
===================================================
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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