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PMS Stands for...
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:14 pm
by Dee Bee
This "funny" (re?)surfaced recently via forwards. I tried the search key here so as not to repeat a posting, but didn't find any past reference. I'm past this stage of womanhood, but still think it's a hoot!
PMS Stands for ...
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Midsection
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly, Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:56 pm
by Stephanie
Yes to all of the above!
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:07 pm
by coriolis
Paranoia May Surface
Persecute Men Severely
Prudent Men Shudder
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:12 pm
by O Town
Yes I have seen those before, and aren't they all the truth.
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:13 pm
by SouthFloridawx
UMS for men and mom always said it stands for Ugly Mood Swings...
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:22 pm
by Yankeegirl
All of the above... lol...
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:15 pm
by azsnowman
Or in the case of my EX wife........"CMS" *constant*
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:23 pm
by Stephanie
coriolis wrote:Paranoia May Surface
Persecute Men Severely
Prudent Men Shudder
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:33 am
by SouthFloridawx
azsnowman wrote:Or in the case of my EX wife........"CMS" *constant*
lol constant ahha it seems that way sometimes doesn't it. But in all seriousness I sure am glad i don't have a monthly visitory coming in my life and messin it up.
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:37 am
by TexasStooge
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:48 pm
by alicia-w
Here are some universal symptoms:
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
11. Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:01 pm
by Skywatch_NC
Persistant Monsoon Season
Precipitation Mostly Scarce (as in: most of the system missed my area)
Pelting Marble-sized hail Storm
Eric
