I Am Being Stalked For The First Time

Janice · #1 Postby **Janice** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:15 pm

I am being stalked by BonJovi. This is the first time this has ever happened to me. He calls me all hours of the day and night. He says that the first time he saw me, he has not thought of anything else. I told him to call Southerngale, he said no way. I am hoping it will wear off him soon. Wish me luck.

GalvestonDuck · #2 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:36 pm

Come to Beaumont. SG will fix things for you.

Kelly, git a rope!

Miss Mary · #3 Postby **Miss Mary** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:39 pm

I don't know which topic is crazier......

Dennis' bogus surgery

or

This one!!!

LOL

Mary

sunny · #4 Postby **sunny** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:42 pm

Run Janice RUN!!!!!

Janice · #5 Postby **Janice** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:45 pm

I bet Southerngale is eating her heart out..... She can have Forrest

Run Forrest Run

Skywatch_NC · #6 Postby **Skywatch_NC** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:49 pm

*Picturing Forrest running across the country!* 8-)

Eeeew...you did just stepped in dog crap, man! :eek:

Looking out at the road rushing under my wheels
Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields
In sixty-five I was seventeen and running up one-o-one
I don’t know where I’m running now, I’m just running on

Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But I’m running behind

Gotta do what you can just to keep your love alive
Trying not to confuse it with what you do to survive
In sixty-nine I was twenty-one and I called the road my own
I don’t know when that road turned onto the road I’m on

Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But I’m running behind

Everyone I know, everywhere I go
People need some reason to believe
I don’t know about anyone but me
If it takes all night, that’ll be all right
If I can get you to smile before I leave

Looking out at the road rushing under my wheels
I don’t know how to tell you all just how crazy this life feels
I look around for the friends that I used to turn to to pull me through
Looking into their eyes I see them running too

Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But I’m running behind

Honey you really tempt me
You know the way you look so kind
I’d love to stick around but I’m running behind
You know I don’t even know what I’m hoping to find
Running into the sun but I’m running behind

#7 Postby **coriolis** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:18 pm

Good Luck Janice.

Good luck Kelley too.

Come to think of it, Good luck Bon Jovi.

Miss Mary · #8 Postby **Miss Mary** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm

coriolis wrote:

Come to think of it, Good luck Bon Jovi.

And this is WHY I voted for you Ed, on the MOTM poll! You always have a funny take on posts/subjects/topics!

;-)

Mary

Janice · #9 Postby **Janice** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:25 pm

You mean there are funny people on Storm2k? :roll:

Miss Mary · #10 Postby **Miss Mary** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:29 pm

Yes - Saturday Night Live is always knocking on our door!!! LOL

Weather geeks = comedians?

When I put it that way, it doesn't sound so good.....LOL

sunny · #11 Postby **sunny** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:30 pm

Miss Mary wrote:Yes - Saturday Night Live is always knocking on our door!!! LOL

Weather geeks = comedians?

When I put it that way, it doesn't sound so good.....LOL

Heck, we have it ALL OVER SNL!! I think they take some of their cues from us

Miss Mary · #12 Postby **Miss Mary** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:35 pm

Live from........S2K!

Starring.......(you all take it from here!).

Sorry to derail this topic a bit.

CajunMama · #13 Postby **CajunMama** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:16 pm

*sitting here waiting for the catfight to commence once Frack sees this thread* *hiss hiss*

#14 Postby **coriolis** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:35 am

Good luck S2K.

Everybody back-up your work.

Janice · #15 Postby **Janice** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:08 am

#16 Postby **SouthFloridawx** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:27 am

coriolis wrote:Good luck S2K.

Everybody back-up your work.

LOL!

She hasn't seen it yet... maybe you'll get by on this one! If she finds out that he is stalking you then you just might have another stalker on your hands.

sunny · #17 Postby **sunny** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:29 am

SouthFloridawx wrote:
coriolis wrote:Good luck S2K.

Everybody back-up your work.

LOL!

She hasn't seen it yet... maybe you'll get by on this one! If she finds out that he is stalking you then you just might have another stalker on your hands.

Stalker? Heck no, Kelly will declare all-out war :cheesy:

This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
A silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud

Janice · #18 Postby **Janice** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:13 am

Well, BonJovi told me he is really into the mature woman. I am sure he finds Kelly attractive and considers her a good friend, but Kelly needs to move on. May I suggest
Ricky Martin? :eek:

#19 Postby **coriolis** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:24 am

Not only are you smacking that beehive, you're poking a stick into it.

Yankeegirl · #20 Postby **Yankeegirl** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:29 am

Lol.... This is quite entertaining!! But I have to break it to ya... Bon Jovi is with me... I am a little younger and all, but he says I know how to take care of a man... He said he likes you and Kelly both and he is really trying to be nice about all of this, but I think he is trading you all in for a newer model.... lol.... :lol:

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