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VIRUS WARNING!

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:03 pm
by Dee Bee
A dangerous virus is being passed electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (commonly known as WORK).

If you receive WORK of any kind from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private/social life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these instructions:

1. Stop whatever you're doing.
2. Take 2 friends to the nearest bar
3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (commonly called WINE)
4. Ingest the antidote orally in 6-8 oz doses repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

PLEASE forward this warning to 5 friends.

If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life!

This virus is DEADLY!

Run (don't walk) to the closest liquor store or restaurant (if you are not near a bar) and administer the antidote immediately!

UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (or BEER) may be substituted for WINE.
Please note that you may require a more generous dosage in order to receive equal benefit of WINE.

Looking out for you and your health! 
:D

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:13 pm
by george_r_1961
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:20 pm
by greeng13
SUPERB :D

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:20 pm
by O Town
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bday: :jump: :cheesy:

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:30 pm
by DaylilyDawn
So Funny!

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:11 am
by TexasStooge
You got me good!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:23 pm
by rainstorm
i dont get it. is this a computer virus? how can it be spread by human contact?

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:25 pm
by george_r_1961
rainstorm wrote:i dont get it. is this a computer virus? how can it be spread by human contact?


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:28 pm
by rainstorm
am i missing something here?

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:46 am
by wxmann_91
:roflmao:

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:47 am
by MiamiensisWx
Great one, Dee!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:27 am
by Brent
:roflmao: :fools: :P

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:35 am
by Miss Mary
LOL! I must admit I thought it was going to be for a real virus warning. And then I was going to say - we have an iMac. ;-)

Mary

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:05 pm
by SouthFloridawx
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: