a joke for race fans
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 11:13 am
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual
tests the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I
could find no problems. I did notice one anomaly, however." "Oh, what is
that, Doctor?" "Well, you have no nipples." "None of the people in my
tribe have nipples," she replied. "That is amazing" said the doctor.
"I'd like to write this up for The New England Journal of Medicine if
you don't mind." She said, "OK." "First of all" asked the doctor, "how
many people are in your tribe?" She answered, "Approximately 500." "And
what is the name of your tribe" asked the doctor. Running Doe replied....................
"We're called The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred."
physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual
tests the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I
could find no problems. I did notice one anomaly, however." "Oh, what is
that, Doctor?" "Well, you have no nipples." "None of the people in my
tribe have nipples," she replied. "That is amazing" said the doctor.
"I'd like to write this up for The New England Journal of Medicine if
you don't mind." She said, "OK." "First of all" asked the doctor, "how
many people are in your tribe?" She answered, "Approximately 500." "And
what is the name of your tribe" asked the doctor. Running Doe replied....................
"We're called The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred."