Wrong answer! Too funny
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 6:36 pm
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks
over
at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time
now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and he has been drinking like
that
since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" her husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could
celebrate that long."
Services will be held for Husband #2 at 2:30 p.m. Saturday
at Forever Green Mortuary
over
at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time
now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and he has been drinking like
that
since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" her husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could
celebrate that long."
Services will be held for Husband #2 at 2:30 p.m. Saturday
at Forever Green Mortuary