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If You Had A Dollar
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:20 am
by Janice
If you had a dollar for every time someone told you to _____________, you would be rich today.
Me......... "Don't worry about it "
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:36 am
by O Town
How about everytime I hear,"MOMMY, she did this or that to me".

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:50 am
by coriolis
If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me for money, I could give it to them.
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:45 pm
by chadtm80
"Trust Me"
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:47 pm
by Janice
Yikes, Chad, that is a scary one.....
Kind of like what Brad Pitt said to Jennifer....
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:55 pm
by brunota2003
hmmm..."If You"

it is true though...
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 7:28 pm
by GalvestonDuck
If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "...and you're a Republican?" I'd be rich.
(Not going political here, just referencing the fact that some people think I can't be Republican because of other "traits" I have...and they say that A LOT!)
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 1:52 am
by HurriCat
I'd be loaded if I got a crispy dollar bill every time someone opens their pie-hole about WEIGHT. You can't escape!

Bwa-Ha-Ha-Haaa!
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 2:02 am
by wxmann_91
"shut up". I'm an incessant talker.
"not stress out" is another one.
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 5:00 am
by Cookiely
Could you please ???
I need you to ???
I would be rich as midas.
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:01 am
by azskyman
If I had a dollar for every time that someone said, "Hey there Mr. Weatherman, what's the weather going to do here?" I'd have earned enough to get my PhD in Meteorology!
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:13 am
by Regit
"The Season is over" I'd have earned a million bucks just between July and November of last year.

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:16 am
by Janice
How about "It is just a fish".....

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 5:52 pm
by angelwing
If I had a dollar for everytime I was asked a question...any question..I'd be a bilionaire and would probaly end up giving it all away anyway, you can't take it with you
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:05 am
by Josephine96
If I had a dollar for everytime 1 of my customers asked me if my grapes were seedless lol..