STORM2K

* Online Housekeepers instructs you to attach vacuum cleaner and mop to your computer's USB port.

* Keeps looking nervously at the TV and asking if you're planning to watch America's Most Wanted.

* First question: "Do you fold your towels before you put them away?"

* She's great with the food budget -- but the hamsters are missing and last night's burgers tasted a bit funky.

* "I'm sorry, but due to a recent federal ruling, I don't do Windows."

* When confronted about nothing being cleaned, insists that "Scrubbing Bubbles does the work so I don't have too."

I wake up every morning and look around

The dust bunnies come out and they sweep themselves up!

I AM the housekeeper around here.

Well, ok, co-housekeeper.

I really wish I could afford a housekeeper
It's just getting to be too much to keep up with (4300 sq' ft) and trying to run my business. Maybe one day....... just maybe!

Wow, how do you keep that huge house cleaned without a housekeeper and run a business too Hats off to you. I couldn't do it.

Its' tough but I'm managing. We just moved here a few months ago and it definitely takes some getting used to. A large mop, bucket with wheels, and lots of determination.