Nuns at the ballpark
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:57 am
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose habits
partially blocked the view), three men decide to badger the nuns in an
effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to
Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana. There are
only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns
living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet,
calm voice said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns
there."
partially blocked the view), three men decide to badger the nuns in an
effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to
Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana. There are
only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns
living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet,
calm voice said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns
there."
