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What Good Are Dogs?

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:35 am
by Janice
All dogs are good for something around the house besides sleeping and eating.....

Our dog..... he will finish off any leftovers and not think twice. Don't have to worry about any food in the frig that is not being eaten.

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:44 am
by coriolis
He loves you unconditionally.

He doesn't care what time you come home or if you were with another dog. He's just happy to see you come home.

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:52 am
by Janice
LOL, with another dog.....

I'm telling... :eek:

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:47 pm
by Lindaloo
I can leave just to go to the store. When I come back home my dogs go crazy. They act like I have been gone for years. :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:58 pm
by Regit
Doesn't care if you were with another dog? Wow, my dog always acts like I've had an affair.

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:17 pm
by Lindaloo
Regit wrote:Doesn't care if you were with another dog? Wow, my dog always acts like I've had an affair.



:lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:32 pm
by Stephanie
coriolis wrote:He loves you unconditionally.

He doesn't care what time you come home or if you were with another dog. He's just happy to see you come home.



That's my answer! Also, as Lindaloo said they act as if they haven't seen you for days we you come back from a short errand. :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:49 pm
by alicia-w
i agree. and they dont complain about the food (streetsoldier's alter ego) and they can sleep ANYWHERE. how do they do that?

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:50 pm
by Janice
My husband can sleep anywhere too... :eek:

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:51 pm
by Tstormwatcher
All three of mine great me at the door when I get home from work. they beat my wife most of the time. :eek:

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:53 pm
by Janice
The unconditional love of a dog is the greatest thing on earth. They ask nothing and give you everything.

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:55 pm
by alicia-w
well, not everything, but they are great to have around.

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:27 pm
by Janice
Dogs are good bed fellows if you are single. :bday:

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:30 pm
by cajungal
I could be having the worse day ever. And no matter how much I yell at Chloe for something, she is so forgiving and loving. She loves me no matter what. And I love her. I got so attached to this little 3-pound dog that now I can't imagine life without her.

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:36 pm
by Audrey2Katrina
Many have already put it: Unconditional love. No matter what you're going through, they are there with love--and I swear some of them seem to have a sixth sense--they know when you need a little extra affection, and are only too happy to offer it. They hate to see you leave, and show unbounded joy upon your return. No matter what anyone else may think of you, this priceless friend will be at your side, licking your face and telling you in their own quirky way how important you are to them. Have had them all my life.. and wouldn't be without one.

A2K

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:39 pm
by Janice
Wouldn't it be great if we could implant a dogs brain inside a mans head. Can you imagine a man as obedient? :eek:

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:49 pm
by coriolis
I FOUND IT!!!!!!

Top ten reasons why a dog is better than a woman

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop.

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:52 pm
by Janice
That was great, thanks.....

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:52 pm
by coriolis
Why A Dog Is Better Than A Man



Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.

Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:54 pm
by Janice
LOL... you are on a roll today