RANTS OF A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:53 pm
I have been delivering pizzas for the better part of my adult life; some of the things we have to put up with are insane..and we must take it all with a smile.
1. Please give us your complete address when you order. The order taker is frequently some teenager who may not know you are calling from an apartment building or it may be a new employee not yet familiar with the area. This saves us drivers valuable time and enables you to get your food much quicker.
2. Try to keep your phone line open. We may need to call you back to confirm your order, especially if you are a new customer. Due to security concerns we may not be able to deliver your order if you are a new customer and we are unable to contact you. We also have new drivers who have no problem finding your street but may have trouble locating your house. They may want to contact u via their wireless phone.
3. Please stay at the location u specified until your food arrives! You would be surprised how many times I go to the door only to get no answer or be told that the person that has the money "stepped out". I try to wait a few minutes but what usually happens is I end up bringing the food back to the store and then end up going back to the same address again later to find out the customer had to "go to the store".
4. If you see a delivery driver walking to a customers location and you say "is that my free pizza?"or some other cute remark forgive the driver if he doesnt burst out laughing. If I had a penny for every time Ive heard that in the past 20+ years I would be retired now.
5. Please have your money or check ready when we arrive. Many times I go the the door and hear "how much is it?" (We give the total over the phone when we conclude taking the order) Then we are forced to wait as the customer looks for their wallet or checkbook. And I love it when after you write the check(after keeping me waiting for 5 minutes) you balance your checkbook before paying me.
6. This is really no biggie but we appreciate you paying with the smallest bill possible. For safety reasons we do not carry a lot of money on us. Please help keep us safe so we can serve you better.
7. I love it when u open your door and your 100 pound dog mistakes me for his new doggy toy. I dont mind being sniffed, after all thats what dogs do, but I dont appreciate having a dog with dirty paws jumping on my nice clean khaki shorts and slobbering all over me. I love dogs..remember though I am handling food and I must maintain a clean appearance throughout my shift. If your dog is the type that likes to jump on people..please restrain him/her before you open the door. Also if you have a dog in your yard please either meet me at the gate or bring Fido in when I arrive. I do not like being growled at or bitten.
8. Tips: We depend on tips to make a living. Most drivers start at minimum wage. We get a mileage reimbursement at the end of every shift but we depend on tips heavily. Enough said on that subject
9. Drivers working for major chains are trained to address customer concerns and complaints. I understand your frustration when your order arrives late or it isnt prepared properly. Please dont curse us; we ALL make mistakes. If you get a properly trained driver (and the customer deserves nothing less) your concerns will be resolved quickly and fairly.
10. Give us a liittle extra time in bad weather..especially on weekends. These are our busiest times and we tend to get swamped with orders. If you live close to the pizza shop you may want to go pick your order up instead of having it delivered if you are in a hurry. I dont mind, as I want you to get your food! You will call us for delivery again
1. Please give us your complete address when you order. The order taker is frequently some teenager who may not know you are calling from an apartment building or it may be a new employee not yet familiar with the area. This saves us drivers valuable time and enables you to get your food much quicker.
2. Try to keep your phone line open. We may need to call you back to confirm your order, especially if you are a new customer. Due to security concerns we may not be able to deliver your order if you are a new customer and we are unable to contact you. We also have new drivers who have no problem finding your street but may have trouble locating your house. They may want to contact u via their wireless phone.
3. Please stay at the location u specified until your food arrives! You would be surprised how many times I go to the door only to get no answer or be told that the person that has the money "stepped out". I try to wait a few minutes but what usually happens is I end up bringing the food back to the store and then end up going back to the same address again later to find out the customer had to "go to the store".
4. If you see a delivery driver walking to a customers location and you say "is that my free pizza?"or some other cute remark forgive the driver if he doesnt burst out laughing. If I had a penny for every time Ive heard that in the past 20+ years I would be retired now.
5. Please have your money or check ready when we arrive. Many times I go the the door and hear "how much is it?" (We give the total over the phone when we conclude taking the order) Then we are forced to wait as the customer looks for their wallet or checkbook. And I love it when after you write the check(after keeping me waiting for 5 minutes) you balance your checkbook before paying me.
6. This is really no biggie but we appreciate you paying with the smallest bill possible. For safety reasons we do not carry a lot of money on us. Please help keep us safe so we can serve you better.
7. I love it when u open your door and your 100 pound dog mistakes me for his new doggy toy. I dont mind being sniffed, after all thats what dogs do, but I dont appreciate having a dog with dirty paws jumping on my nice clean khaki shorts and slobbering all over me. I love dogs..remember though I am handling food and I must maintain a clean appearance throughout my shift. If your dog is the type that likes to jump on people..please restrain him/her before you open the door. Also if you have a dog in your yard please either meet me at the gate or bring Fido in when I arrive. I do not like being growled at or bitten.
8. Tips: We depend on tips to make a living. Most drivers start at minimum wage. We get a mileage reimbursement at the end of every shift but we depend on tips heavily. Enough said on that subject

9. Drivers working for major chains are trained to address customer concerns and complaints. I understand your frustration when your order arrives late or it isnt prepared properly. Please dont curse us; we ALL make mistakes. If you get a properly trained driver (and the customer deserves nothing less) your concerns will be resolved quickly and fairly.
10. Give us a liittle extra time in bad weather..especially on weekends. These are our busiest times and we tend to get swamped with orders. If you live close to the pizza shop you may want to go pick your order up instead of having it delivered if you are in a hurry. I dont mind, as I want you to get your food! You will call us for delivery again
