vacuuming out your wallet
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:36 pm
My son-in-law-to-be came to our house and did a demonstration for a vacuum cleaner/carpet shampooer/air cleaner machine that uses a container of water to filter the air. It really was a nice, innovative machine. If it was $200 or even $300, I'd buy one.
Unfortunately this sells through a pyramid marketing scheme. By the time each person at each level gets his cut, the machine sells for $2,900 (but if you buy today, you get a $700 discount - only $2,200! Oh, and easy payment terms are available)
The sales pitch includes all kinds of exaggerated claims about the hazards of house dust, and how much money we probably spend on air fresheners, etc., that now will not be needed. My wife was sucked right in. But I saw that it was really intended to give my wallet a good cleaning.
After his presentation, he was required to call his supervisor and get us to speak to her to verify that he gave the presentation. After a couple basic questions, she launched into the hard sell. I told her straight up that I recognized that this is a pyramid scheme. She countered that even Walmart and all retailers basically take a cut at each level, (They do train well), but I answered that the other retailers take a much smaller margin. It was a fun little conversation.
Then at the end, he asked us for references (he gets a commission for every new lead he obtains)
What a racket! The only reason I agreed to let him do it is that he gets a $40 commission just for giving the demonstration.
I am sure that these schemes go through word-of-mouth (read friends and family)
I told him nicely that I wasn't going to buy a machine, because of the price. I also told him that I don't think that he's going to sell many machines, but maybe he might try selling to businesses. I should have referred him to our dentist, who's a shyster in his own right and could actually afford one of these machines.
I am considering telling him that he needs to find another job, because he's not going to support our daughter on that! A few people get rich in those schemes, but most just struggle along, alienating their friends and family in the process. This boy is a nice kid, but he's no ball of fire. I think that he'd fall into that latter class!
Unfortunately this sells through a pyramid marketing scheme. By the time each person at each level gets his cut, the machine sells for $2,900 (but if you buy today, you get a $700 discount - only $2,200! Oh, and easy payment terms are available)
The sales pitch includes all kinds of exaggerated claims about the hazards of house dust, and how much money we probably spend on air fresheners, etc., that now will not be needed. My wife was sucked right in. But I saw that it was really intended to give my wallet a good cleaning.
After his presentation, he was required to call his supervisor and get us to speak to her to verify that he gave the presentation. After a couple basic questions, she launched into the hard sell. I told her straight up that I recognized that this is a pyramid scheme. She countered that even Walmart and all retailers basically take a cut at each level, (They do train well), but I answered that the other retailers take a much smaller margin. It was a fun little conversation.
Then at the end, he asked us for references (he gets a commission for every new lead he obtains)
What a racket! The only reason I agreed to let him do it is that he gets a $40 commission just for giving the demonstration.
I am sure that these schemes go through word-of-mouth (read friends and family)
I told him nicely that I wasn't going to buy a machine, because of the price. I also told him that I don't think that he's going to sell many machines, but maybe he might try selling to businesses. I should have referred him to our dentist, who's a shyster in his own right and could actually afford one of these machines.
I am considering telling him that he needs to find another job, because he's not going to support our daughter on that! A few people get rich in those schemes, but most just struggle along, alienating their friends and family in the process. This boy is a nice kid, but he's no ball of fire. I think that he'd fall into that latter class!