Cute joke!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 11:03 am
The Alabama preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party
who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian
family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit
this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and voice quivered
as she spoke. "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Klan. I told a couple of my
friends that you were a wizard under the sheets...."
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party
who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian
family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit
this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and voice quivered
as she spoke. "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Klan. I told a couple of my
friends that you were a wizard under the sheets...."
I will have to pass that one along. 
