STORM2K

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up
on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.

"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaims.

"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad in recent years, and because
of this, I can only give you one wish."

"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that
due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I
write my book, My TV show, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money
I could ever want.

I would like to get rid of these love handles, though...Yes, that's it, for
my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."

POOF!!!!! And just like that... her ears were gone!

Well now she'll have to get contacts.

ROFLMBO!

Heh, thanks for the joke.

ROFL!!

ROFLMAO...... :lol:

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Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

ROFLMAO Nice one!

recently remarked that the only one in Washington DC in recent years to go down on a sword faster than Bill Tenent was Monica Lewinski.

Steve

Would someone please explain that joke to me?
I don't get it.

That's just one more reason why our President Clinton knows he "did not have sex with that woman."

Ever notice how whenever you look at Monica you check out her mouth?

Monica...had oral sex with the Prez...therefore, her ears were her "love handles" if you think about it. But it's not what she actually meant to have removed, which makes the joke funny.

AZ - Ahahahahahahahahahahah! So true. And then I feel like puking.

LOL! At least now she won't be able to hear the things people say about her.

I apologize for that, everyone. Of course I knew that, but I played dumb to get someone to explain.
Duck, you'll have to get used to me, I can be off the wall sometimes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!