Wednesday funny!!
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:55 pm
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked
by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board
off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it,
breaking the dog's neck.
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A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into
his laptop, beginning with the headline,"Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves
Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
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"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry"
replied the Reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you
were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began, "John Kerry Fan
>Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter
says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox,
John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy. What team or person do you like?''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little
Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.
by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board
off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it,
breaking the dog's neck.
>
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into
his laptop, beginning with the headline,"Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves
Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
>
"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry"
replied the Reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you
were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began, "John Kerry Fan
>Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter
says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox,
John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy. What team or person do you like?''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little
Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.
