Male Bashing?? (Just for Fun)
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:11 pm
I'm normally not a male-basher, but these made me laugh out loud!
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Grim has to respond to this one:
