The Good Bye Note
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:01 pm
The Good-Bye Note
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed: "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling
hands.
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew
you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant . Stacy said that we
will be very happy together. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that Marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
the other people in the commune for all the Cocaine and Ecstacy we want. In
the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so that
Stacy can get better...She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I
know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit,
so you can get to know your grandchildren."
Love your son,
John
P.S.
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me
to come home.
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed: "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling
hands.
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew
you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant . Stacy said that we
will be very happy together. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that Marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
the other people in the commune for all the Cocaine and Ecstacy we want. In
the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so that
Stacy can get better...She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I
know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit,
so you can get to know your grandchildren."
Love your son,
John
P.S.
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me
to come home.
