Girl's Night Out
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:30 pm
Two women decided to go out one evening without their husbands. Laughing
>the
> entire evening away and finding that they had consumed entirely too much
> wine, they decided it was time to head home.
>
> They were about halfway home when both ladies decided that they needed to
> find a bathroom quick. They noticed the only place to stop was a
>cemetery.
> Though a little bit scared, they decided they couldn't wait any longer,
>and
> would just have to stop there.
>
> Stumbling off the road into the cemetery they soon discovered they had no
> toilet paper or Kleenex. But the trip being an urgent one, they decided
>to
> 'just make do'!
>
> The first one decided to use her panties and then discard them.
>
> The second one had on new panties and not wanting to leave them behind
> grabbed a big ribbon from a floral wreath on the gravestone next to her.
>
> The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
>phone,
> and one said to the other: "You know, we'll have to keep a closer watch
>on
> our wives; it seems that those two were up to no good last night. My wife
> came home in the wee hours without her panties."
>
> The other one responded: "Well, you're lucky, mine came home with a card
> stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you - The Carboni
>Brothers." >>
>the
> entire evening away and finding that they had consumed entirely too much
> wine, they decided it was time to head home.
>
> They were about halfway home when both ladies decided that they needed to
> find a bathroom quick. They noticed the only place to stop was a
>cemetery.
> Though a little bit scared, they decided they couldn't wait any longer,
>and
> would just have to stop there.
>
> Stumbling off the road into the cemetery they soon discovered they had no
> toilet paper or Kleenex. But the trip being an urgent one, they decided
>to
> 'just make do'!
>
> The first one decided to use her panties and then discard them.
>
> The second one had on new panties and not wanting to leave them behind
> grabbed a big ribbon from a floral wreath on the gravestone next to her.
>
> The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
>phone,
> and one said to the other: "You know, we'll have to keep a closer watch
>on
> our wives; it seems that those two were up to no good last night. My wife
> came home in the wee hours without her panties."
>
> The other one responded: "Well, you're lucky, mine came home with a card
> stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you - The Carboni
>Brothers." >>
