STORM2K

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:15 am**

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:36 am**

Oooops.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:51 am**

Please evacuate the lighthouse or be blown to smithereens!!!!!!!!! LOL

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:09 am**

Yea... that's like what the Captain of the Exxon Valdez said to his wheelman, right before the catastrophe......"Dumb a$$, I said turn RIGHT, not BUD LIGHT!!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:57 pm**

Read this

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:04 pm**

LOL.. I'm sorry but that's funny

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:14 pm**

lol

Anything that proves its authenticity by capitalizing a word like ACTUAL isn't authentic. Funny joke though.

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:18 pm**

GrimReaper wrote:Yea... that's like what the Captain of the Exxon Valdez said to his wheelman, right before the catastrophe......"Dumb a$$, I said turn RIGHT, not BUD LIGHT!!!

Turn left
Left?
Right
Right?
No left
Left?
Right

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:50 pm**

That is still hillarious, true or not.

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