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Very Thin Books

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:19 pm
by j
18. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda

17. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno

16. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton

15. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden

14. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

13. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

12. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

11. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

10. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by Dr. J. Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

3. FRENCH WAR HEROES - by Jacques Chirac

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ..........



1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:49 pm
by gtalum
0. Things I know about "The Google", the "Internets" and All Things Not in the Comics- G.W. Bush :)

Re: Very Thin Books

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:04 pm
by Brent
j wrote:18. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda

17. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno

16. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton

15. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden

14. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

13. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

12. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

11. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

10. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by Dr. J. Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

3. FRENCH WAR HEROES - by Jacques Chirac

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ..........



1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson


:roflmao: :lol:

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:40 pm
by Miss Mary
LOL! At glatum's too.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:02 pm
by gtalum
Just wanted to even things up. ;)

I have equal-opportunity disgust with almost all politicians right now.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:03 pm
by JenBayles
You know gt, I'm pretty much with you on that one at the moment. :lol:

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:08 pm
by j
Me too. I'm so disgusted I might just vote straight party ticket tomorrow. :)

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:09 pm
by HurricaneGirl
Great List! Very funny! :lol:

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:17 pm
by Pburgh
I AM voting straight!!!!!

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:28 pm
by gtalum
j wrote:Me too. I'm so disgusted I might just vote straight party ticket tomorrow.


With all the Republicans coming out of the closet lately, does this mean you're voting for all Democrats? :lol:

Seriously, I'll be voting a mixed ticket. Some will be the first votes I will ever have cast for Democrats in my life.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:33 pm
by Regit
gtalum wrote:
j wrote:Me too. I'm so disgusted I might just vote straight party ticket tomorrow.


With all the Republicans coming out of the closet lately, does this mean you're voting for all Democrats? :lol:


:hehe:

I thought the same thing and was hoping someone else would say it.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:30 pm
by arkess7
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:42 pm
by greeng13
-1 NATURAL BEAUTY by Tammy Faye Baker and Pam Anderson with intro by Barbara Walters


Sorry, that's all I got right now.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:49 pm
by azsnowman
j wrote:Me too. I'm so disgusted I might just vote straight party ticket tomorrow. :)


Vote for ME 8-) I am....there's only ONE person on the ticket in Arizona I'm voting for, the current gov., Janet Napalatono, the rest, seriously, I'm writing in my OWN name...why NOT?

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:56 pm
by Brent
gtalum wrote:
j wrote:Me too. I'm so disgusted I might just vote straight party ticket tomorrow.


With all the Republicans coming out of the closet lately, does this mean you're voting for all Democrats? :lol:


:roflmao:!!!!

That was funny. :lol:

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:20 pm
by petal*pusher
Hmmmmm.....sounds like some good reading.....but you forgot.....

"Antlers in the Treetops" by Whogoosed the Moose
and
"Yellow Stream in the Snow" by I.P. Standing




(sorry, couldn't help it!....p :eek: )

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:37 pm
by Regit
petal*pusher wrote:Hmmmmm.....sounds like some good reading.....but you forgot.....

"Antlers in the Treetops" by Whogoosed the Moose
and
"Yellow Stream in the Snow" by I.P. Standing




(sorry, couldn't help it!....p :eek: )



You forgot "The Brown Spot on the Wall" by Hoo Flung Dung.

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:39 pm
by Pburgh
rotflmbo