Stupid questions
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:37 pm
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike, do they just carry around sticks?
If a funeral procession takes place at night do the cars have their lights off?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
When you open a bag of cotton balls should you throw the top one away?
Is a fly without wings called a walk?
Do you find it unnerving that when you go to your doctor, he's only practicing?
Are jumbo shrimp just nature's way of being a smart-a**?
Why is it called quicksand when it works so slowly?
At what point does a building become a built?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do ships carry cargo, but cars carry shipments?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
When sliced bread was invented, what was it the greatest thing since?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Why is there Braille at drive-thrus?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If a man stands in the forest and speaks, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
Why is it called a boxing "ring?"
Why do people say they have a hot water heater? If it's hot, why are you heating it?
When sign makers go on strike, do they just carry around sticks?
If a funeral procession takes place at night do the cars have their lights off?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
When you open a bag of cotton balls should you throw the top one away?
Is a fly without wings called a walk?
Do you find it unnerving that when you go to your doctor, he's only practicing?
Are jumbo shrimp just nature's way of being a smart-a**?
Why is it called quicksand when it works so slowly?
At what point does a building become a built?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do ships carry cargo, but cars carry shipments?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
When sliced bread was invented, what was it the greatest thing since?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Why is there Braille at drive-thrus?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If a man stands in the forest and speaks, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
Why is it called a boxing "ring?"
Why do people say they have a hot water heater? If it's hot, why are you heating it?