Two old ladies...
Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:01 am
Two old ladies were sitting in church listening to a long dry eulogy of one of their equally ancient friends. One of the old dears leans over to the other one and whispers in her ear, "I've sat here so long my butt went to sleep!" at which point the other leaned close to her friend and whispers, "I know! I heard it snore three times!"
