OMG....too FUNNY
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:36 pm
ROFLMAO 
Just got this from my cousin in Texas 
>
> > If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
>when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
>date or not! We have all had bad dates. but this takes the cake. This
>just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the
>"Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the
>most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
> >
> > The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
>absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
> >
> > She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy
> > had
>taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was
>a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
>had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
>until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back
>down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should
>not have had that extra latte.
> >
> > They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
>middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
>she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
>going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and
>let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
> >
> > They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
>pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
>so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
>companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
>was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
>about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
>the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
>sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered
>her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
>tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted
>to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that
>she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
> >
> > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
>answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
>that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
> > assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with
>her sweater, and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
>out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
>compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
> >
> > Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
> > with
>a real problem both agreed it would take something hot to free her
>chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had
>gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly
>realized that there was only one way to get her free.
> >
> > So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
> > unzip
>his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
>laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that
>should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
>embarrassing.
> >
> > Jay Leno's comment, "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
> > off."
Just got this from my cousin in Texas
>
> > If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
>when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
>date or not! We have all had bad dates. but this takes the cake. This
>just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the
>"Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the
>most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
> >
> > The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
>absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
> >
> > She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy
> > had
>taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was
>a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
>had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
>until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back
>down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should
>not have had that extra latte.
> >
> > They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
>middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
>she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
>going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and
>let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
> >
> > They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
>pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
>so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
>companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
>was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
>about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
>the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
>sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered
>her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
>tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted
>to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that
>she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
> >
> > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
>answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
>that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
> > assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with
>her sweater, and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
>out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
>compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
> >
> > Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
> > with
>a real problem both agreed it would take something hot to free her
>chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had
>gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly
>realized that there was only one way to get her free.
> >
> > So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
> > unzip
>his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
>laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that
>should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
>embarrassing.
> >
> > Jay Leno's comment, "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
> > off."
