Funny/failed test
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:49 am
A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her
> friend's house for a play date when the little girl
> asks "Mommy," how old are you?"
> "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
> the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."
> "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
> "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly.
> "Those are personal questions and are really none of
> your business."
> Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and
> Daddy get a divorce?"
> "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom
> says as her daughter is getting out of the car.
> The exasperated mother drives away as the two
> friends begin to play.
> "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the
> little girl says to her friend.
> "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look
> at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it
> has everything on it. "
> Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
> "I know how old you are, you are 32."
> The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find
> that out?"
> "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
> The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How
> in heaven's name did you find that out?"
> "And," the little girl says triumphantly,
> "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
> Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And
> just why is that, young lady?"
> "Because you got an F in sex."
> friend's house for a play date when the little girl
> asks "Mommy," how old are you?"
> "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
> the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."
> "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
> "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly.
> "Those are personal questions and are really none of
> your business."
> Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and
> Daddy get a divorce?"
> "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom
> says as her daughter is getting out of the car.
> The exasperated mother drives away as the two
> friends begin to play.
> "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the
> little girl says to her friend.
> "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look
> at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it
> has everything on it. "
> Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
> "I know how old you are, you are 32."
> The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find
> that out?"
> "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
> The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How
> in heaven's name did you find that out?"
> "And," the little girl says triumphantly,
> "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
> Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And
> just why is that, young lady?"
> "Because you got an F in sex."
!!!!!