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A Cute Christmas AFD from Nashville

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:58 pm
by HarlequinBoy
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AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NASHVILLE TN
909 PM CST SUN DEC 24 2006

.UPDATE...AN UNEXPECTED EVENT TOOK PLACE EARLIER THIS EVENING IN THE
FAR NORTHERN REACHES OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE. THE GLOBAL SURVEILLANCE
NETWORK, WHICH NORMALLY TRACKS SANTA CLAUS ON HIS TREK AROUND THE
EARTH EVERY CHRISTMAS, NOTED A NORMAL SOUTHWARD MOVEMENT OF
SANTA`S SLEIGH AND REINDEER FOR THE FIRST HOUR AFTER SUNSET.
HOWEVER, ARCTIC CIRCLE RADAR OPERATORS WERE LEFT SCRATCHING THEIR
HEADS WHEN THEY SAW SANTA MAKE A SHARP TURN BACK TO THE NORTH, AND
SWING BACK TO HIS WORKSHOP, AT "RED SLEIGH TOYS, INC." MOMENTS
LATER, THE SLEIGH REAPPEARED ON RADAR SCREENS, INDICATING AN
UNUSUALLY RAPID SOUTWHARD MOVEMENT. APPARENTLY, SANTA WAS MAKING
UP FOR LOST TIME. AT 800 PM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME, THE NORTH POLE
ASSOCIATED PRESS REPORTED THAT SANTA`S SON, WILLIE CLAUS, HAD
ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED A PACKAGE WHEN HELPING TO LOAD THE SLEIGH
EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON. THE PACKAGE WAS ADDRESSED TO A LITTLE GIRL
NAMED SARAH, WHO LIVES IN PLEASANTVILLE, IN MIDDLE TENNESSEE. THANKS
TO EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION BETWEEN SANTA CLAUS AND HIS HIGH-TECH
"ELF AIR EXPRESS," SANTA WAS ABLE TO GET THE MESSAGE OF THE MISSING
PACKAGE IN TIME TO RETURN TO HIS WORKSHOP, AND THEN MAKE IT BACK IN
THE AIR IN TIME TO RESUME HIS REGULAR DELIVERY SCHEDULE. SANTA
CLAUS TRULY IS AMAZING!

AT LAST CHECK, SANTA WAS STILL BUSY DELIVERING PACKAGES OVER EASTERN
PORTIONS OF NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA, AND WAS SHOWING UP AS A FAST-MOVING
TARGET MOVING ACROSS RADAR AND SATELLITE NETWORKS ALL ACROSS THE
NORTHERN HEMISPHERE.

WE`RE HAPPY TO REPORT THAT THE FORECAST FOR MIDDLE TENNESSEE IS
STILL ON TRACK. AS A RESULT, ONLY A FEW MINOR CHANGES HAVE BEEN
MADE TO THE GRIDS. SANTA TYPICALLY DOESN`T LIKE TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH
TOO MANY FORECAST UPDATES, SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE OUGHT TO HAVE
SMOOTH SAILING INTO THE MID STATE OVERNIGHT. AND THAT`S GOOD NEWS TO
CHILDREN EVERYWHERE...ESPECIALLY A LITTLE GIRL NAMED SARAH, IN
PLEASANTVILLE, TENNESSEE.
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That's pretty cool. Just thought I'd share! :D

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:32 am
by CajunMama
that's cute! My afd is all serious and technical. Blah!

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:36 am
by Brent
:lol: That was great...

From the BMX AFD this afternoon:

REMEMBER SANTA -- IF YOU AND THE REINDEER COME TO WATER OF
UNKNOWN DEPTH...TURN AROUND DONT DROWN /OR JUST FLY OVER IT...I
GUESS/.

:roflmao:

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:43 am
by HarlequinBoy
:roflmao: That's funny!

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NORAD WAS TRACKING SANTA MOVING SOUTH THROUGH CANADA AT 1050 PM.
SANTA WILL SOON BE ENTERING THE CENTRAL UNITED STATES...AND IS
EXPECTED TO BE OVER THE REGION BETWEEN 11 PM AND MIDNIGHT. CHILDREN IN
EASTERN OKLAHOMA...AND NORTHWEST AND WEST CENTRAL ARKANSAS SHOULD
HAVE COMPLETED BEDTIME PREPARATIONS BY NOW.


^^A part of the short term forecast from Tulsa.

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:46 am
by Brent
BMX last Christmas Eve! :lol:

HAVE A EMOTIONALLY PLEASING NON-DENOMINATIONAL NON-SECULAR
GENDER NEUTRAL RACIALLY NEUTRAL LATE DECEMBER CELEBRATORY DAY...
(MERRY CHRISTMAS)

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:02 am
by brunota2003
who said NWS personal couldnt have fun to? :lol: "And as he drove out of sight, I heard him exclaim "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:06 am
by Chacor
Brent wrote:BMX last Christmas Eve! :lol:

HAVE A EMOTIONALLY PLEASING NON-DENOMINATIONAL NON-SECULAR
GENDER NEUTRAL RACIALLY NEUTRAL LATE DECEMBER CELEBRATORY DAY...
(MERRY CHRISTMAS)


Hmm, did they make a grammar error there? :wink:

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:17 pm
by JenBayles
No fair! I wish our HGX guys had a sense of humor again. But then, their meteorologically impossible forecast of snow and/or sleet might have been their attempt?! :lol:

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:56 pm
by TexasStooge
I wish our FWD staff has a sense of humor...period.