STORM2K

A minister was completing a
Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
Had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."


With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."


And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."


Sermon complete, he sat down.


The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,

Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

David, you and I would have been down at the river Saturday night prior to Sunday's service!!!!!! lol

haha. is this a real sermon?

and is that a real hymn?

It is a real hymn and I'm sure it has been a real sermon.

Pburgh wrote:David, you and I would have been down at the river Saturday night prior to Sunday's service!!!!!! lol

My word, do you know that I would've joined you both?

~Annette~