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It was fun being a baby boomer...

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:27 pm
by angelwing
It was fun being a baby boomer ... until now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to again accommodate baby boomers. They include:

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

5. Robert a Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8 The Commodores-- - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair

11 Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

12. The Temptations- -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

13. Abba--- Denture Queen

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:14 pm
by CajunMama
Ah Angelwing. A nice chuckle for a monday!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:48 pm
by O Town
Although I am not a baby boomer, my dad is. I am going to send this to him right now. He will definitly get a chuckle out of it. Thanks for the smiles anglewing. :D

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:51 pm
by breeze
Unfortunately, I have sang #16 to myself, re-written as "On the John, Again"...

Revision of #6, too - "I Can See Clearly, Now (The Pain Has Gone)...

:wink: :lol:

~Annette~

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:53 pm
by coriolis
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I don't wanna grow old!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:02 pm
by Janie2006
How about....

Carly Simon - You're So Gray

The Captain and Tenille - Drugs Will Keep Us Together

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:35 pm
by TexasSam
You all are Crazy :lol:

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:04 pm
by Stephanie
coriolis wrote:Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I don't wanna grow old!


:lol:

Janie - those are great!

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:24 pm
by goodgal996
Haha, those are great! Also, wow that was good timing. I'm taking a psychology of aging class and today's topic was how the baby boomer's are getting older and how the over 65 population is going to start increasing.