The "Death Predictor"
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:01 pm
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The "Death Predictor"
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:03 pm
Mine said.. "at age 37, I'll die on a road trip while living out the movie "wrong turn" lol sorry for ya..
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:04 pm
Brent: At age 24 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:05 pm
LOL Brent.. Thats too funny.. I hope everyone shares theirs..
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:27 pm
At age 87 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
I'm not sure how that will kill me though. Maybe one of the experiments will be fatal? Or will I die of embarrassment?
I'm not sure how that will kill me though. Maybe one of the experiments will be fatal? Or will I die of embarrassment?Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:31 pm
Bruno: At age 32 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
Bruno: At age 65 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
All that depends on is whether I do not (top) or sometimes (second) wear a watch...and whether I'm a loner (top) or just a bit shy (bottom)
Bruno: At age 65 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
All that depends on is whether I do not (top) or sometimes (second) wear a watch...and whether I'm a loner (top) or just a bit shy (bottom)
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:37 pm
At age 44 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
Omgosh..the horror. I'm going to an X-Men show.
Omgosh..the horror. I'm going to an X-Men show.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:45 pm
It says at age 63, I will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electric switch. 
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:07 pm
Aww.. I'm sorry Cajun.. I'll pray u die of a more peaceful death when it's ur time.. 
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:20 pm
Mary: At age 75 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:31 pm
Using my first name, heh.
At age 34 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:36 pm
I like mine!
Shawn: At age 76 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
But, Spain?
No, on second thought -- I don't like it. Almost forty years later, and we're still fighting terrorists? Darn it, I wish I'd been able to get into the Coast Guard 5 years ago.
Shawn: At age 76 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
But, Spain?
No, on second thought -- I don't like it. Almost forty years later, and we're still fighting terrorists? Darn it, I wish I'd been able to get into the Coast Guard 5 years ago.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:37 pm
Great..............
At age 48 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
At age 48 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:38 pm
feederband wrote:Great..............
At age 48 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:38 pm
LOL! Yeah, I realized after I hit post the first time that 76 is a long time away. 
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:41 pm
Weird thing about mine is, I've had dreams I've died like this.
Mike: At age 33 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
Mike: At age 33 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:45 pm
OMG, I just did the hubby:
Ed: At age 77 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
And we used to have coral reef tanks!!!!
Ed: At age 77 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
And we used to have coral reef tanks!!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:46 pm
Brent wrote::uarrow:
Using my first name, heh.
At age 34 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
K Brent I used my full name
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Mary G*******: At age 49 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
Governor of which state though, lolololol
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:48 pm
"WTH?!?!?!"
Dennis: At age 56 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
Heck, I'd be DEAD after listening to just ONE SONG of hers
Dennis: At age 56 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
Heck, I'd be DEAD after listening to just ONE SONG of hers
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:16 pm
azsnowman wrote:"WTH?!?!?!"
Dennis: At age 56 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
I think we should just get the gun and shoot you. It'd be a lot less painful.