STORM2K

THANKS LINDALOO...it's ALL your FAULT













JUST kidding Ya know....how stereotypical this is going to sound BUT...why is it you can *almost* tell just by looking at someone what they do for a living?

I mean, come on, I'm a desk jockey for the biggest part now, yeah, I process crime scenes but I spend HOURS behind a computer, eating, snacking ALL day LONG and I've packed 12 POUNDS on my FAT BUTT since Dec.

So, here's the way I see it:

Detectives = heavy set, double chinned, big butts
Nurses = heavy set
Doctors = skinny, fit to a "t"
Plumbers = obvious but* crack showing
Painters = beer hand (curved right hand)

LOL, OK, HEEEY, Dennis! THIS nurse has lost 21 pounds since
November, and, I'm 15 pounds away from my goal weight for
5'7" height.

YOU gotta live up to that Food Network show,
"The Hungry Detective"!

That's funny, though...we used to have a plumber that worked on
our building at home health. We pulled up to the building, and, got an
overdose of CRACK, and, we screamed, "Ooooh, nooooo!! It's the
Crack Meister"!!!! <----breeze becomes nauseated at that
memory.....

LOL!


~Annette~

LOL Dennis! I have seen too many slim cops go upstairs to CID and come back down with big ole bellies. One of my good buds told me he had to get back out on the street before he looked like Santa. He is a 22 year veteran. He lasted back out on patrol about 2 months before he was promoted to Lieutenant.

Lindaloo wrote:LOL Dennis! I have seen too many slim cops go upstairs to CID and come back down with big ole bellies. One of my good buds told me he had to get back out on the street before he looked like Santa. He is a 22 year veteran. He lasted back out on patrol about 2 months before he was promoted to Lieutenant.

Oh yeah....we've got one detective who's, let's say, Livin' LARGE I shouldnt be talking "LOL!" Actually, I've gone back to the gym, renewed my contract and I'm back to working out 4x's a week now....I mean, when a 44" waist pair of pants get's TOO tight then it's TIME