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Best Blonde Joke ever!

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:17 pm
by angelwing
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax, let's
have a nice cup of tea, and then"


He sighed...................."Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back
in the box".

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:27 pm
by JonathanBelles
hahahahahahha, that was a good one.

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:55 pm
by tropicana
that was the funniest thing ive heard all day, i cant wait to tell everyone at work tomorrow. :lol:

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:01 am
by Pburgh
Ya know, I've tried and tried to put that Tony the Tiger puzzle together myself. It is definitely the hardest puzzle I've ever seen. Instead of tea, I just drank a lot of wine!!!!!! Now I'm a dizzy blonde!!!! lol

Thanks angelwing

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:39 am
by TexasStooge
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now THAT'S a true dumb blonde!!! Thanks for the laugh!!