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Country Song Titles
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:26 am
by TexasStooge
Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:
- Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out
- You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa
- Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart
- I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day
- She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me
- The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long
- Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi
- I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf
- Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:29 am
by wx247
I am disappointed. My submission didn't make it.
-I Used To Be Your Sugar Booger, But Now I'm Snot
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:35 am
by conestogo_flood
There is some pretty good country songs really...
I would have said something stupid like "My cows got loose, my wife took off and the 4x4 broke down"
Hey I can write to this...
My cows got loose
My wife took off
And the 4x4 broke down...
Missing you while I drink
Wishin someday you maybe think
We're destined to be together on the farm...
Aooohhhh Yodalay He Who....
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:33 pm
by Cryomaniac
Now someone should write an album based on those titles and see how it sells :p
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:52 am
by conestogo_flood
"I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf"
Chocolate chip cookiess n' apple pie....
Recipe for a heartbreak, please don't lie.
Found it in your cook book on your shelf...
Hit me in the face like my leather belt.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:06 pm
by wx247
Oh, I wrote a new one.
"Get off the stove granny. You're too old to ride the range!"
:o
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:01 am
by TexasStooge
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:26 pm
by wx247
TexasStooge wrote::lol:
Response to my pitiful attempt at humor is better late than never.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:13 pm
by TexasStooge
Earlier, I was told on another message boards site (that had this same topic) that someone sang them at Karaoke night.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:26 pm
by breeze
I made this one up - really....
Break out the old girl, Sally....
Break out the old girl now....
Break out the old girl, Sally....
We're leavin' town on the Cow....
(*I got the tune in my head....HA!HA!)
(*breeze ducks at spitballs being fired...)
~Annette~
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:52 pm
by wx247
I don't know why you are ducking for spitballs... I'm throwing tomatoes.
Just kidding... the scary thing is I think I know the tune!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:20 pm
by breeze
The old cow just ducked, too....
(*dang humans)
~Annette~