They walk among us...
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:10 pm
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid
of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge
sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be
true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone
stole it.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends
when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???"
They Walk among us!!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't
want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff."
They Walk Among Us!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
They Walk Among Us!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative
assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the
sea shore She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get
sunburned because the car was moving"
They Walk Among Us!
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half pound
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak instead of the
half-pounder.
They walk among us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk..
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2
cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has
your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!! Sadly, not only do they walk among
us, they also reproduce; AND VOTE!
of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge
sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be
true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone
stole it.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends
when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???"
They Walk among us!!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't
want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff."
They Walk Among Us!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
They Walk Among Us!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative
assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the
sea shore She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get
sunburned because the car was moving"
They Walk Among Us!
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half pound
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak instead of the
half-pounder.
They walk among us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk..
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2
cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has
your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!! Sadly, not only do they walk among
us, they also reproduce; AND VOTE!
