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Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:32 pm
by olddude
Post a little storm humor before the season heats up!
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".
6. Family coming to stay with you.
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling.
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities.
3. Days off from work.
2. Candles.
1 And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:16 pm
by Tropigal
What did one hurricane say to the other?
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:22 pm
by Opal storm
Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they go they take your house and car with them.
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:42 pm
by O Town
Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?
Blow me?
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:05 pm
by Opal storm
O Town wrote:Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?
Blow me?
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:18 pm
by Tropigal
O Town wrote:Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?
Blow me?
My answer was: I have my eye on you.
But I like your answer better!
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:25 pm
by JonathanBelles
O Town wrote:Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?
Blow me?
Thats were my mind went when I read it first.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:23 pm
by Andrew92
1: Knock-knock
2: Who's there?
1: Hera
2: Hera who?
1: Hera canes are coming so stay safe!
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:05 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Opal storm wrote:Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they go they take your house and car with them.
That is now my favorite cane joke ever!!
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:58 am
by TexasStooge
You folks are a HOOT!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:32 am
by olddude
Q: What does a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:27 am
by dizzyfish
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:34 am
by Chacor
I wonder... humans have the Macarena dance... hurricanes have the Fujiwhara dance.
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:54 am
by CajunMama
O Town wrote:Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?
Blow me?
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:39 am
by Tropigal
What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:07 pm
by O Town
Ow! I have something in my eye!
Hurricane nightmares
What keeps little hurricanes awake at night
Many more HERE
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:30 pm
by Tropigal
oops! I reposted olddude's joke. Sorry about that, its been one heck of a week!
Re: Hurricane Jokes
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:08 pm
by Aslkahuna
This one's a bit raunchy- Why should all hurricanes have men's names? So they will peter out when they hit the Virgin Islands.
Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:18 pm
by olddude
Why don't hurricanes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?
-It is a no spin zone
I'll keep that one with my redneck jokes!