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Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:02 pm
by coriolis
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The husband called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew what she was talking about.

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed he was still there.

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:50 pm
by prettywitty
ha ha ha! My girlfriends would lie for me in a New York second. But I've never asked them to. :wink:

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:21 am
by O Town
LMAO! :lol:

prettywitty wrote:ha ha ha! My girlfriends would lie for me in a New York second. But I've never asked them to. :wink:

Yeah, mine too. I think its great........let the men think that way. :P

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:55 am
by Miss Mary
That was funny and for some odd reason, I thought he'd have his guy friends here at S2K chime in first. But look at the last two author's were - women.

Have you left the building yet Ed? LOL Just kidding.....

Yes indeed - true female friends are the best!

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:36 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
That was a funny one but, I couldn't get away with that one 'cause everyone who knows me, knows that I can't sleep without my Stars Wars pillow!!! I'm such a big baby, it's my "woobie" and I even take it with me when I travel!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:14 pm
by TexasStooge
:roflmao:

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:13 am
by sunny
And men wonder WHY they are always in trouble :wink:

All you did here Ed is prove that women are trust worthy - men are not :P

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:31 pm
by Andrew92
Hey, men at least TELL THE TRUTH! For all we know, that woman could have....eh, let's not go there. Let's just say she could have done anything EXCEPT spend the night at a friend's house (and I didn't need the her friend's disconfirming her statement to figure it out).

-Andrew92

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:41 am
by coriolis
sunny wrote:And men wonder WHY they are always in trouble :wink:

All you did here Ed is prove that women are trust worthy - men are not :P



(turns up headphones) La La La La La

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:33 pm
by Andrew92
coriolis wrote:
sunny wrote:And men wonder WHY they are always in trouble :wink:

All you did here Ed is prove that women are trust worthy - men are not :P



(turns up headphones) La La La La La


Don't listen to her. Listen to me! ;)

-Andrew92

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:55 pm
by Miss Mary
I see a definite line being drawn into the sand now.....he he The good guys (women) vs the bad guys? LOL

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:08 pm
by sunny
coriolis wrote:
sunny wrote:And men wonder WHY they are always in trouble :wink:

All you did here Ed is prove that women are trust worthy - men are not :P



(turns up headphones) La La La La La


Further proving my point :lol:

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:41 am
by coriolis
(puts in a different CD) La de dum da de dum da.

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:42 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
coriolis wrote:(puts in a different CD) La de dum da de dum da.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:44 am
by coriolis
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Sunny, you think I'd ever really try that stunt?

Let's put it this way... Not while the kids are still under 18!!!!!

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:04 pm
by Andrew92
coriolis wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Sunny, you think I'd ever really try that stunt?

Let's put it this way... Not while the kids are still under 18!!!!!


Psssssst..... Coriolis,

Don't let the women get to you. Just plain don't do the stunt even if the kids are under 50.

Oh, and ladies, what goes around comes around. ;)

-Andrew92

P.S. Coriolis, want a beer?

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:23 pm
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Oh, and ladies, what goes around comes around. ;)

-Andrew92[/quote]

Can I please stay out of that generalized group? I come in peace! I wish to do no harm and wish no harm done to me! :wink: :wink: :wink:

Best Regards,
Nikki 8-)

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:35 pm
by Andrew92
TreasureIslandFLGal wrote:Oh, and ladies, what goes around comes around. ;)

-Andrew92


Can I please stay out of that generalized group? I come in peace! I wish to do no harm and wish no harm done to me! :wink: :wink: :wink:

Best Regards,
Nikki 8-)[/quote]

OK, maybe that was more for Sunny, but it still has a point. ;)

Just trying to look out for the guys here, that's all.

-Andrew92

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:46 pm
by TreasureIslandFLGal
I can totally understand that one!! keep up the fun fight, it is all in fun anyway, or should be!! 8-) 8-) 8-)

Re: Why men have better friends than women

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:01 pm
by chadtm80
Q- How many men does it take to open a beer?

A- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.