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State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:35 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
I used to remember a bunch of these but, my memory is like swiss cheese these days!! I'll try some anyway and if you have any to add, please do!
1)What did Idaho?.....Her Maryland!!
2)What did Delaware?.....Her New Jersey!!
3)What did Tennessee?.....The same things that Utah and Arkansas!!
4)What did Mississippi?.....Her Minnesota!!
5)Knock knock. Who's there? Missouri. Missouri who? Missouri loves company!!
6)Knock knock. Who's there? Tennessee. Tennessee who? Tennessee you tonight??!!
I know that they're pretty lame but, if you can think of any good ones jump on in!! ALL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ARE WELCOME!!! Lame or not, knock knock jokes are fun!!!
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:37 pm
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:06 am
by tropicana
knock knock..who's there? who!
who who?
is there an owl in the house!
-justin
lol
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:13 am
by Jack8631
If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho, Alaska!
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:50 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:11 am
by tropicana
haha yeah treasure... ive come to your rescue:-
here's a joke about Canada:-
The original name for Canada, dreamed up by a parliamentary committee in London, was "Cold North Dominion," but that waas too long, so they abbreviated it C.N.D. The King's Royal Governor presented the new name to the inhabitants, and they didn't say a word. Just looked at him.
"Well, what do you think?" asked the Royal Governor?
"C., eh?" said the first fellow, and just looked at the Governor.
"N., eh?" says the second guy.
"D., eh?" says a third one. Then silence.
"Hey," says the Governor. "I like that. It's a helluva lot easier to pronounce when you spell it that way."
So that's how Canada got its name.
-justin-
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:17 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:12 pm
by tropicana
now im loving this thread a lot...
knock knock!
who's there?
sherlock!
sherlock who?
sherlock your door, someone can break in!
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:01 pm
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arkansas.
Arkansas who?
I bet Arkansas wood faster than you can!
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:08 pm
by southerngale
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Re:
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:16 pm
by chadtm80
southerngale wrote:Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock Knock...
Who's There?
KELLY YOU ARE A HUGE DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:18 pm
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Re: Re:
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:37 pm
by southerngale
chadtm80 wrote:southerngale wrote:Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock Knock...
Who's There?
KELLY YOU ARE A HUGE DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's why you love me... you're an even bigger dork!
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:45 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Storm2K so much!!!
-whoa that one was a real dorkenheimer!!!
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:54 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Couldn't leave it on that last goobie joke so, here's a less goobie one...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, I forgot my ladder!!!
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:18 pm
by TreasureIslandFLGal
This is a great one for around the holiday. Kids love it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eezer
Eezer who?
The Eezer Bunny!
knock knock
Who's there?
Nutter
Nutter who?
Nutter Eezer Bunny!
knock knock
Who's there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Eezer Bunnies!
knock knock
Who's there?
Whata
Whata who?
Whata we gonna do with all these Eezer Bunnies?!
hehe
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:57 pm
by decgirl66
AWWW, you took my olive one! But my answer was Olive you!
Oh well, if I think of another one, I'll be back...
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:39 pm
by TreasureIslandFLGal
decgirl66 wrote:AWWW, you took my olive one! But my answer was Olive you!
Oh well, if I think of another one, I'll be back...
AWWW I'm sorry "decgirl66"!! But, hey, 'Olive you too'!!!
Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:15 pm
by southerngale
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub. I'm dwowning!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:48 pm
by wxmann_91
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You!
You who?
Youtube!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw
Oh well, I'm sure I'll live. 
To tell at least one more!!!