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The Silent Treatment

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:13 am
by bfez1
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he
would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight
to
Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
that
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife
hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The
paper
said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:26 am
by Colin
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! :lol: :D :P

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 11:52 am
by JCT777
LOL! :lol: But I was expecting the punchline to be that the husband found his own note on the bed ("Please wake me up at 5:00 AM"), and his wife had written under it "On which day?" :)

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 2:57 pm
by JetMaxx
ROFLMAO!!! :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 4:58 pm
by weatherwunder
Too funny!!!!!