Truck for Sale
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:34 pm
Truck for sale...
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new
Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell
and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!" He
calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew
what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me just fifteen
dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder.
"Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen
dollars?" they said.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I
don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me
ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy
a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a
child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John,
you go right up there and see what's going on." So
the boy's father walked up the street to the house
where the lady lived and found her out in the yard
calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as
the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new
Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded
to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call
from my husband. I thought he was on a Business
Trip, but learned from a friend he had ran off to
Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend
to come back. He claimed he was stranded and needed
cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet
Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."
(Are women good or what?)
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new
Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell
and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!" He
calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew
what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me just fifteen
dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder.
"Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen
dollars?" they said.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I
don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me
ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy
a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a
child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John,
you go right up there and see what's going on." So
the boy's father walked up the street to the house
where the lady lived and found her out in the yard
calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as
the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new
Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded
to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call
from my husband. I thought he was on a Business
Trip, but learned from a friend he had ran off to
Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend
to come back. He claimed he was stranded and needed
cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet
Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."
(Are women good or what?)
