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The "Death Predictor"

#1 Postby Josephine96 » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:01 pm

This is meant for humor lol.. check it out..

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
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#2 Postby Josephine96 » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:03 pm

Mine said.. "at age 37, I'll die on a road trip while living out the movie "wrong turn" lol sorry for ya..
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#3 Postby Brent » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:04 pm

:roflmao:

Brent: At age 24 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

:fools:
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#4 Postby Josephine96 » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:05 pm

LOL Brent.. Thats too funny.. I hope everyone shares theirs..
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#5 Postby AnnularCane » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:27 pm

At age 87 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

:lol: I'm not sure how that will kill me though. Maybe one of the experiments will be fatal? Or will I die of embarrassment?
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#6 Postby brunota2003 » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:31 pm

Bruno: At age 32 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Bruno: At age 65 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

All that depends on is whether I do not (top) or sometimes (second) wear a watch...and whether I'm a loner (top) or just a bit shy (bottom)
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#7 Postby southerngale » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:37 pm

At age 44 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.



Omgosh..the horror. I'm going to an X-Men show.
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#8 Postby cajungal » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:45 pm

It says at age 63, I will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electric switch. :cry:
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#9 Postby Josephine96 » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:07 pm

Aww.. I'm sorry Cajun.. I'll pray u die of a more peaceful death when it's ur time.. :eek:
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#10 Postby angelwing » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:20 pm

Mary: At age 75 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#11 Postby Brent » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:31 pm

:uarrow: :lol: :P

Using my first name, heh.

At age 34 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

:eek:
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#12 Postby GalvestonDuck » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:36 pm

I like mine!

Shawn: At age 76 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

But, Spain?

No, on second thought -- I don't like it. Almost forty years later, and we're still fighting terrorists? Darn it, I wish I'd been able to get into the Coast Guard 5 years ago.
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#13 Postby feederband » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:37 pm

Great..............


At age 48 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada. :lol:
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#14 Postby Brent » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:38 pm

feederband wrote:Great..............


At age 48 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada. :lol:


:roflmao:
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#15 Postby GalvestonDuck » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:38 pm

LOL! Yeah, I realized after I hit post the first time that 76 is a long time away. :)
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#16 Postby conestogo_flood » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:41 pm

Weird thing about mine is, I've had dreams I've died like this.

Mike: At age 33 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
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#17 Postby angelwing » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:45 pm

OMG, I just did the hubby:

Ed: At age 77 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

And we used to have coral reef tanks!!!!
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#18 Postby angelwing » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:46 pm

Brent wrote::uarrow: :lol: :P

Using my first name, heh.

At age 34 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

:eek:


K Brent I used my full name :D :

Mary G*******: At age 49 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Governor of which state though, lolololol :P :lol: :lol:
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#19 Postby azsnowman » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:48 pm

"WTH?!?!?!"

Dennis: At age 56 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! :lol:

Heck, I'd be DEAD after listening to just ONE SONG of hers 8-)
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#20 Postby Brent » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:16 pm

azsnowman wrote:"WTH?!?!?!"

Dennis: At age 56 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! :lol:


I think we should just get the gun and shoot you. It'd be a lot less painful. :eek:
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