S2K Bar! (Enter at your own risk!!)

Toni - 574 · #1681 Postby **Toni - 574** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:54 am

ghostwolf65 wrote:i am toni
cant sleep so i figured i may as well pester everyone a few then head back to bed lol

Then maybe you need a nice warm glass of milk...

southerngale · #1682 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:00 am

LOL GW...ya howling??

ghostwolf65 · #1683 Postby **ghostwolf65** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:00 am

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman
perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how's it going?" Having already had a few powerful drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat love it."
Eyes now wide with interest he says, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too!
What firm are you with?"

ghostwolf65 · #1684 Postby **ghostwolf65** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:02 am

not yet SG but i will be once i get ya outa that costume

southerngale · #1685 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:02 am

ghostwolf65 wrote:A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman
perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how's it going?" Having already had a few powerful drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat love it."
Eyes now wide with interest he says, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too!
What firm are you with?"

ROFLOL!!!!! :lol:

ghostwolf65 · #1686 Postby **ghostwolf65** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:03 am

After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over, and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously?
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation"

southerngale · #1687 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:10 am

ghostwolf65 wrote:After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over, and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously?
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation"

Ugh! lol

Toni - 574 · #1688 Postby **Toni - 574** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:10 am

OMG GW you are sick tonight. Catch ya all later. Hope you feel better!! Nite Kelly

ghostwolf65 · #1689 Postby **ghostwolf65** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:10 am

ok
heading out for the night again
tryin to sleep once more but before id o i'll leave ya with a giggle or two
> Father O'Malley answers the phone: "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
> "It is."
> "This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
> "I can."
> "Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
> "I do."
> "Is he a member of your congregation?"
> "He is."
> "Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
> "He will".
goodnight everyone

Guest · #1690 Postby **Guest** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:11 am

ghostwolf65 wrote:After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over, and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously?
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation"

LMAO!!!!! That was great GW.................I think i will have another drink!
Who is intrested in a dance?????

Gandalf · #1691 Postby **Gandalf** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:22 am

southerngale wrote:Thanks Toni.....YUMMY!!!

Oops...I spilled some on my costume...dang!! What's a girl to do?

Awww.. Kelly.. sloppy you.. Ever being the gentlemen, Gandalf helps you.... ummmm... get cleaned up...

Trade ya my 'Fin's jersey?

-G;

Stormsfury · #1692 Postby **Stormsfury** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:33 am

Toni - 574 wrote:OMG GW you are sick tonight. Catch ya all later. Hope you feel better!! Nite Kelly

Or just bored ...

Funny stuff, GW

southerngale · #1693 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:50 am

No way on the trade Gandalf....my heart belongs to my boys! 8-)

But thanks for helping me get cleaned up...I know it was a messy job. :wink:

StormCrazyIowan · #1694 Postby **StormCrazyIowan** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:01 am

***Showing up fashionably late (damn that work stuff!), Jacki finally arrives in a tight black cat suit, ears, tail and all***

Awwww, took me a few minutes to read up, my bar has been busy tonight! Glad y'all had a fun party, wish I coulda made it sooner!! Anyone still awake to party? It'll be awhile before my mind is ready for bed!!

Guest · #1695 Postby **Guest** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:12 am

StormCrazyIowan wrote:***Showing up fashionably late (damn that work stuff!), Jacki finally arrives in a tight black cat suit, ears, tail and all***

Awwww, took me a few minutes to read up, my bar has been busy tonight! Glad y'all had a fun party, wish I coulda made it sooner!! Anyone still awake to party? It'll be awhile before my mind is ready for bed!!

Wow

...............I love the costume Jacki:) great to see you here finally!!!!!!Im ready for another drink:)

StormCrazyIowan · #1696 Postby **StormCrazyIowan** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:14 am

Pick yer poison!! Mine will be a double shot of Captain Morgan, and then some Electric Lemonades!

Guest · #1697 Postby **Guest** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:21 am

Well make it a LI Ice tea! So what do all of the ladies think of my tight leather outfit;) Shows the butt well;)

southerngale · #1698 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:23 am

Hi Jacki! How 'bout some shots?

Stormsfury · #1699 Postby **Stormsfury** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:24 am

King in a leather outfit

SF wearing tight black vinyl pants

Jacki wearing a tight cat suit

What's SG wearing ... looks like it's stained with spilled drink.

SF

southerngale · #1700 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:27 am

SG is wearing her Dallas Cowboys cheerleading suit and the stain is gone.

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