#1788 Postby ghostwolf65 » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:18 pm
In summary, the police arrested otherHD, a
22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a
pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. otherHD will
be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett
County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin
patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft
and squishy inside, and there was no one around here
for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated
in a phone interview. otherHD went on to say that he
pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a
pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes,
cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need.
"I guess I was just really into it,
you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, otherHD apparently failed to notice
a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware
of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said
Officer Taylor. "I walked up to otherHD and he's...just
working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe
what happened when she approached otherHD.
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you
realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'"
"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was
there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,
"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already
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